This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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