I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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