i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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