I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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