More tranny stories later!
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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