Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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