so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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