Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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