Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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