I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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