I will die if light touches me.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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