Me too!
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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