get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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