think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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