My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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