ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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