I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
she told me i tasted like america
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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