My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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