Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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