there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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