I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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