He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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