someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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