Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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