he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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