a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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