The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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