i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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