I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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