that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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