Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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