i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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