I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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