absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
My vagina just recognized that song.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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