Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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