yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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