you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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