Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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