Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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