She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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