You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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