i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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