I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
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He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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