My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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