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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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