i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
did i just pee glitter
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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