I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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