On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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