im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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