Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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