My brain says no but my pants say off.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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