yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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