HIV tests are more positive than that guy
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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