then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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