Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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